It's just another day in paradise
Mia: I want something to eat.
Me: Please.
Mia: Get me something to eat! Please.
Me: Do you want an orange or an apple?
Mia: No! I want you to get me something to eat.
Me: Well, I need you to tell me what you want?
Mia: I want that thing that we had last year.
Me, laughing: Could you be more specific?
Mia: Well, you know, that thing we had yesterday or something?
Me: That narrows it down. Could you tell me what the thing you are talking about could be?
Mia falling to the ground screaming: MOM! You never listen to me! GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT!!
I improvised, and pulling something out of my hat, got her a yogurt….and put sprinkles on it. The last time we had it with sprinkles was something like, last year.
She was all, “Yeah, that’s what I was talking about”.
Go Mom!
Rah, rah, rah, etc.
Add mind reading to my many talents.