Another reason I keep Bill around

Imaginative toilet paper storage

He still makes me laugh.

A few days ago, he asked me where I wanted to put some new towels that I bought, and in frustration I said something like “Just stack them on the back of the toilet for now”.

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The next day, while unpacking groceries, I handed him a package of toilet paper and asked him to put it away for me………………………

The subliminal message here is that he doesn’t like the towels on the back of the toilet. Got it.