Contest Part II

Okay, so! If you answered “C”, you may move on to Part II! As much as I would like to say that my daughter did not play in her poop, you can only imagine my relief that she did not eat change. She had raided the boys piggy banks and there was a pile of change on the floor next to the nasty diaper. She pushed about a dollars worth of the change into the doody.

Question 2:

After finding the diaper with the $ embedded poo, I determined it was not ingested $ exiting into her diaper, washed Mama Mia’s hands, then turned my attention to the smelly, value inflated poo poo diaper. I:

a. payed one of the boys to remove the stinky $ from the diaper and let them keep it.

b. because I am wasteful and lazy and refuse to dig through my daughters poop for $1, rolled the diaper up with the $ in it and threw it in the outside trash

c. because I am keen to the value of a buck, I removed all of the coins, washed them and placed them in Bill’s change tray on his armoire. “Here’s some change for you pocket, honey”.

Those who guess correctly will go on to the drawing. Have fun!

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“My mother is telling stories again! Do you think this face is the face of a child who plays with her own poo? I mean, come on? It’s me! Miss Mimi. I would NEVAH do something like that………..and get caught.”