Kookdom, or not

A kook could never pull this off

As my husband waded out into the tiny surf I yelled at him and gestured to my hat….he ignored me and continued on. The Hat (he has 2) and sunglasses remained on, no doubt in an effort to make me squirm in embarrassment.

Only a kook would paddle out into tiny surf, dressed like that. I think I even yelled “Kook” at him as he paddled to catch his first wave.

In reality, the difference between Billy and a kook is that a kook could never pull it off. The Hat and $200 prescription sun glasses would be lost in the first wave. Only that man could surf like this for an hour and never lose either. Goofball.