Scatter shot

I have decided that the only relationships I am interesting in having anymore are with my husband and kids.

Anything else is too draining.

I just have to wonder if anyone in this world is genuine anymore? I try to be. What you see is what you get. It may not be perfect, but it is real.

Men aren’t shits to each other, so why do women have to be so catty?
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Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

I am having a…..vascular, fleshy area removed from my shin in 30 minutes. Dr. T’s words when he saw it were “I will not be surprised if this comes back as cancer.” This time, I will be lucky if it is Basal cell.

I love my danish heritage, and could be related to this man, but I could have REALLY used my mothers Italian skin tone and flawless complexion right about now….dammit.

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Yesterday was the day for milk spills, pee accidents, hairball barf, cat shit, and anything liquid to find its way onto my floors.

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When you take an 8 x 10 wool rug outside to hose it off, ALWAYS remember to drape it over something first so that the water can run off. Make it something sturdy, like a steel support grid for a skyscraper, because the now soaking wet rug weighs 982 million tons. Don’t laugh while trying to lift it over the metal fence, because you will need all of your strength, and you and your husband cracking up just…will…not..cut…it.

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If my blog looks like hell, and you can’t comment, or “REDRUM” flashes across the screen……….live with it. I am done. I am SOOOOO done.