It might be the lack of eeestrogeeen

Since I have been a menstruating adult, I have had to go to the salon, turn over my husbands paycheck and our firstborn child, to get the blond that I so desire.

Yes, the summer sun would give it a glimmer here, and a glimmer there, but nothing substantial. I always had to go for the gusto and break out the bottle blond.

But…but….this summer!!!! The summer of obsessive beach trips and surfing until your arms fall off from paddling? The sun finally has decided to reach down its lovely rays and !!!!ZAP!!! my hair into a more attractive color than poop brown with a hint of wiry gray.

I present to you a first in my adult life……I present, unbottled, blondish, sortof-ish hair

Au natural for the first time in 30 years

I mean, what is up with that? Maybe when it all fell out and I nearly went bald after Mia, it grew back in with different pigment. Or maybe I am getting so gray that it looks lighter?

I am thinking it is some kind of hormonal thing……lurking, eminent, menopause maybe?

Whatevah! Bring it on and then some!

In other news, my biopsy came back (cover your eyes gentile ladies) F***ING NEGATIVE!!!!!! RIGHTflippingEOUS!!!!

Dear Dr. T.
Next time, please don’t offer a commentary on my grotesque lesions that involve “I will be surprised if this is not cancer”. Because , SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was NOT CANCER! And I went through hell waiting for the biopsy. Next time say “My, a fleshy pink lesion. Lets biopsy this and make sure it is nothing for you to worry about.”

Love,
Jody, your employees pain in the ass wife who has had 2 cancers removed already at the age of 39.