Evidence against Global Warming

Yes, here is proof that Hell froze over this weekend.

For someone who hates the computer with the zeal of a Viking, it sure came in handy while looking for sailboats. Yes, you heard me. A sailboat. He now wants a sailboat.

Not long after I had Mia, I had a dream that all 6 of us were on a sailboat. The weather turned stormy and the boat started to sink. As it filled with water, I was frantically rounding up the kids and trying desperately to figure out in my mind how I was going to keep all 4 of them from drowning. A wave washed us off the sinking boat, and with clarity I recall watching as it ripped my son from my arms and away from me, him screaming “Mommy!!!” as he disappeared from sight. Bill and I frantically tried to hold on to the other 3, fighting the waves and trying to keep ourselves afloat. I awoke washed in tears, sobbing and thinking, “Dang, I am glad we don’t have a sailboat anymore!”

Now, please join me as my husband moves on to his next obsessive hobby. One that will have the movie “Captain Ron” come to life for our family.

Memorable quote from Captain Ron:

(as Ben moves Captain Ron’s beer)
Captain Ron: Hey. Get your hands off that!

Ben Harvey: I was just moving it. I wasn’t gonna drink it.

Captain Ron: You bet your little booty, you wasn’t. You want a beer, you get your own beer.