Clownfest

Remember when I told you that I thought we would have a clear title and maybe a boat this week?

Well, the title was cleared through the FDIC, but when they sent the documents (which was supposed to be by overnight but the clown sent it by snail mail….so tack on 5 more days to the 3 weeks we have been waiting to close) it was discovered that the asshat put the wrong names on the certificate of clear title, and the bank won’t accept it, of course.

So, the funding company is trying to get back in touch with FDIC guy, but he is in a meeting, and then on to lunch, so hasn’t retuned the frantic calls.

Why is the funding company frantic? Why that we be because we have had it, and are considering walking away from this whole assinine affair. Which means we will not buy this boat. :*(

We will be out almost $1000, but for the love of all things holy, we are sick and flippin’ tired of dealing with retards.

And we have to ask ourselves if there is a reason for all the obstacles. Like, maybe we shouldn’t buy this boat. The karma right now with Ms Moby is giving me some serious cause for pause. I told Bill she reminds me of the Flying Dutchman in Pirates of the Caribbean.