Bill, the minimalist

If it were up to my husband, all of the countertops and furniture in this house would have nothing on them. Nothing, nada, zilch.

Our bedside tables have been bare since the furniture arrived, and I had added an old lamp to mine for the purpose of illumination while I read.

Bill did not want a lamp. His philosophy is that the bed is for sleeping, one other thing, and nothing else, so why should he need a bedside lamp?

Well, alrighty then.

In come the coral lamps.

I ordered them a week ago, and they arrived today. I set them up, and called Bill in to see them.

He was like, “Um, I don’t want a lamp.”

And I am like, “Um, well, you have one now.”

He said “Oh…..well, take it back”.

And I am all, “Whoops, they were special order and cannot be returned”.

So, my husband has his first ever bedside lamp, and he is less than excited.

Myself? I am not sure how I feel about my non-returnable, coral lamps. I like them, but then again………

What do you think, oh worthy internets?

Coral lamp

Coral lamps