and baby makes 6!

This is a drive by post.  I am at my moms with the kids, and the barf virus is rotating through one of us every 48 hours.  I got it the night of opening ceremonies at the Games of Texas which was a real downer.  I hobbled through watching Cody swim in his events.  Thankfully [...]

On the day my daughter was born, the OR had never seen such a crew.  The usual suspects were present, but I had recruited my own OR team on top of them.
Let’s see, there were two OB docs, a Anesthesiologist, a nurse anesthesis, and a PA.  I wanted to make DAMN sure there was [...]

My house is chaotic.  4yo has diarrhea, is crying at the drop of a hat, and I discovered this morning that he DOES NOT LIKE TOAST.  He liked it just fine last week.  Funny how that happens.
My 10yo has a friend over, and I overheard him call my son an idiot because Cory lost a [...]

Proud To Be An American…….because, well, I am. 
I’m proud to be an Americanwhere at least I know I’m free,And I won’t forget the men who diedwho gave that right to me,And I gladly stand up next to youand defend her still today,‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this landGod Bless the U.S.A.

Someone came to my site while searching "automatic toilet flushes a kid" from what appeared to be a French search engine.  Désolé, excusez-moi?  Hmmm.  Please tell me that no one actually believes this could possibly happen.  "Kid flushes automatic toilet" works around here.  Maybe my kids just have big heads.
We spent the 4th weekend [...]